Snow Fun......

One winter a couple years ago I went tobogganing with my friends Peter and Zach. Now I was young and only hanging out with these two outside of school for the first time, seeing how I was new to Calgary Academy. That coupled with it being a really cold day it was destined to be a disaster. So we went out, and it was going good we were all having fun until peter went off this jump we made straight into a barb wire fence covered in snow. He started bleeding and I didn’t know what to do so I called my dad. He picked us up ten minutes later and took us to the hospital. Turns out peter needed eight stiches to close the gash on his hand. It was pretty disgusting and we waited in the hospital for almost four hours before he got fixed up. Through all of the disaster I ended up having a lot of fun and the incident only brought the three of us closer together and to this day we are still friends. From time to time I tell the story but I’ll never forget the amount of blood on his hand, STILL GIVES ME THE CHILLS.

MY COUSIN BROCK

Everyone gets excited some people more than others, its human nature. My little cousin Brock especially, the kid is just interested in everything. He loves sports, specifically Rugby and basketball. He has a dog named Kodiak and a bunny named Carlos. He dirt bikes and plays the drums and he reads every night. Not bad for a nine year old. Every time I’m around the guy he has something new to tell me or show me that he’s excited about, but one specific incident sticks out in my mind where he could not contain himself. On a Sunday evening about three years ago me and my family where getting ready to go to church. I was in the shower and the phone rang I missed it but after I got out my mom told me that it was Brock and he had something to tell me. I didn’t really care to much to talk to him at that moment because I was going to see him at church anyway. We got in the church and my dad’s sister (Brocks mom), Jax, Todd and Brock were nowhere to be found, but we weren’t worried there always late. The sermon began on time and they arrived about five minutes after. Brock tried to talk to me (his thing) but my aunty Marry shhhed him. That didn’t deter him time and time again he attempted to tell me his big thing but to no avail seeing that we were separated by our parents. Finally Brock stomped across the row and said in a rather loud voice that Joey’s fish n chips had a big yellow blow up fish in the restaurant. Me, my brother griffin and Brocks brother Jax all started laughing, but our parents were not impressed because it did disturbed a few people trying to listen to the priest . After church Brock convinced the group to go to joeys and lone behold the fish was there. We ate as he marvelled at it and it was quite funny, but to this day I still think its crazy that he went to all that trouble just to tell me about some inflatable fish.

CHRISTMAS

This Christmas I went to Honolulu and Vegas. I’ve been to both of them before so it wasn’t any place new, but it was still nice to get away. I left 2 days before school ended which was nice because I didn’t want to stick around, and I needed a break. We went to Honolulu first. Whenever I’m in Hawaii I surf as much as I can so I did that most of the time I was on the beach we also went snorkeling and went to dinner with some family friends who live on the island, and towards the end of the trip we went to Pearl Harbor and went zip lining. We left on Christmas day for Vegas so we opened presents in the hotel which was different but something I’ll remember for a long time after that we went for brunch and then off to the airport. We left around two in the afternoon and got in to Vegas around eleven at night. We have a house there, so I was in the pool most of the time, but I did a little shopping and ate at some nice restaurants which was fun. We came back six days before school started and it was pretty chilli when your use too nice weather for 2 weeks straight coming back to minus seven weather isn’t pleasant.  

Funny

I don’t think I have ever laughed harder than when I spent the night at my friend Jackson’s house towards the end of the summer.  We stayed up all night cause we were going to play basketball at this outdoor court at six in the morning which by the way was awesome. Anyway after we got back at 7:30 we watched the Fresh Prince season 1 on DVD, but we couldn’t even make it through one episode because we kept taking pictures of the characters and making memes for them on my phone, and no word of lie my eyes hurt for the week after because I was crying laughing from 7:30-9:00 nonstop. Now this isn’t a specific time where I laughed at one thing, but I know for sure it’s the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire life and not just a regular laugh a silent laugh were it was so intense I couldn’t even make a sound I just stood there breathless and crying like some weirdo.

Irritating Blog Post

On a cold October night I was thinking about how was going to complete my irritating blog post assignment and then it hit me, write about how I was going to complete my irritating bog post assignment.  So here it goes on a cold October night after I just got home from a grueling hockey practice I wanted to relax and watch Television and maybe even download some music or play Risk with my brother, but no I couldn’t because I had English homework. Today was Thursday and tomorrow was Friday AKA mark cut off, so basically it was get it done or get a 0%. Then I thought to myself wait I already did this and as I thought further back in the week I could remember asking Mrs. Harstone “Hey Loren ummmm.. what did I get on my blog post” and what I heard back will hunt me for years to come she scoffed “ well not very good it was terribly short, and I just flat out didn’t like it” and to add insult to injury it was in front of the whole class. I CRIED AND CRIED THAT NIGHT THINKING “HOW COULD SHE SAY SUCH A THING I THOUGHT I WAS HER FAVORITE STUDENT.” Obviously not because no teachers pet would get a 3/5 on a blog post assignment. Now I lay worried in my room after spending nine hours writing this master piece in hopes my teacher Mrs. Harstone would appreciate me not only as a student but as an esteemed after blog writer after seeing this.  

Rhyme Story

One day I was walking down the street to get some meat my dad told me I was a dead beat, and I ran into my friend Pete. I was really surprised to see his eyes when he looked at my thighs and I started to cry. Then I remembered it was mid december and I got my christmas gift early. I pulled out the bill and said "why dont you just chill" because im ready to spend. He responded with a yelp and I thought of kelp; maybe I should buy a fish, so I  waddled to the store and opened the door to find that they were all sold out. Down on my luck I wanted to chundey but saw a fish down in the river and thought I could be crocidle dunde. I picked him up and said im talking you home you can be my lawn knome and we lived happily ever after.

Me....

My name is Logan Cain I was born in Calgary, Alberta Canada at the Foot Hills Hospital on September ,7th 1996. I have two pearents that have been married for 25 years and a little brother named Griffin hes thirteen years old and in grade eight at Calgary Academy. My mom is from Catanzaro Calabria Italy and my Dad is from Vancover Canada. My Mom has three sisters and one brother and my dad has 3 brothers and one sister. My favorite color is mint green my favorite sports teams are the Dallas Cowboys, Calgary Flames and the New York Knicks and my favorite type of car is a Ferrari 458 italia. My best friends go too school with me theyre names are Jackson Grant, Jonah Bird, Jared Durkavich, Michael Grey, Erik Dickson and Peter Permack and ive known them all for five years.