Funny

I don’t think I have ever laughed harder than when I spent the night at my friend Jackson’s house towards the end of the summer.  We stayed up all night cause we were going to play basketball at this outdoor court at six in the morning which by the way was awesome. Anyway after we got back at 7:30 we watched the Fresh Prince season 1 on DVD, but we couldn’t even make it through one episode because we kept taking pictures of the characters and making memes for them on my phone, and no word of lie my eyes hurt for the week after because I was crying laughing from 7:30-9:00 nonstop. Now this isn’t a specific time where I laughed at one thing, but I know for sure it’s the hardest I have ever laughed in my entire life and not just a regular laugh a silent laugh were it was so intense I couldn’t even make a sound I just stood there breathless and crying like some weirdo.

Irritating Blog Post

On a cold October night I was thinking about how was going to complete my irritating blog post assignment and then it hit me, write about how I was going to complete my irritating bog post assignment.  So here it goes on a cold October night after I just got home from a grueling hockey practice I wanted to relax and watch Television and maybe even download some music or play Risk with my brother, but no I couldn’t because I had English homework. Today was Thursday and tomorrow was Friday AKA mark cut off, so basically it was get it done or get a 0%. Then I thought to myself wait I already did this and as I thought further back in the week I could remember asking Mrs. Harstone “Hey Loren ummmm.. what did I get on my blog post” and what I heard back will hunt me for years to come she scoffed “ well not very good it was terribly short, and I just flat out didn’t like it” and to add insult to injury it was in front of the whole class. I CRIED AND CRIED THAT NIGHT THINKING “HOW COULD SHE SAY SUCH A THING I THOUGHT I WAS HER FAVORITE STUDENT.” Obviously not because no teachers pet would get a 3/5 on a blog post assignment. Now I lay worried in my room after spending nine hours writing this master piece in hopes my teacher Mrs. Harstone would appreciate me not only as a student but as an esteemed after blog writer after seeing this.  

Rhyme Story

One day I was walking down the street to get some meat my dad told me I was a dead beat, and I ran into my friend Pete. I was really surprised to see his eyes when he looked at my thighs and I started to cry. Then I remembered it was mid december and I got my christmas gift early. I pulled out the bill and said "why dont you just chill" because im ready to spend. He responded with a yelp and I thought of kelp; maybe I should buy a fish, so I  waddled to the store and opened the door to find that they were all sold out. Down on my luck I wanted to chundey but saw a fish down in the river and thought I could be crocidle dunde. I picked him up and said im talking you home you can be my lawn knome and we lived happily ever after.

Me....

My name is Logan Cain I was born in Calgary, Alberta Canada at the Foot Hills Hospital on September ,7th 1996. I have two pearents that have been married for 25 years and a little brother named Griffin hes thirteen years old and in grade eight at Calgary Academy. My mom is from Catanzaro Calabria Italy and my Dad is from Vancover Canada. My Mom has three sisters and one brother and my dad has 3 brothers and one sister. My favorite color is mint green my favorite sports teams are the Dallas Cowboys, Calgary Flames and the New York Knicks and my favorite type of car is a Ferrari 458 italia. My best friends go too school with me theyre names are Jackson Grant, Jonah Bird, Jared Durkavich, Michael Grey, Erik Dickson and Peter Permack and ive known them all for five years.