One day I was walking down the street to get some meat my dad told me I was a dead beat, and I ran into my friend Pete. I was really surprised to see his eyes when he looked at my thighs and I started to cry. Then I remembered it was mid december and I got my christmas gift early. I pulled out the bill and said "why dont you just chill" because im ready to spend. He responded with a yelp and I thought of kelp; maybe I should buy a fish, so I waddled to the store and opened the door to find that they were all sold out. Down on my luck I wanted to chundey but saw a fish down in the river and thought I could be crocidle dunde. I picked him up and said im talking you home you can be my lawn knome and we lived happily ever after.
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