Rhyme Story

One day I was walking down the street to get some meat my dad told me I was a dead beat, and I ran into my friend Pete. I was really surprised to see his eyes when he looked at my thighs and I started to cry. Then I remembered it was mid december and I got my christmas gift early. I pulled out the bill and said "why dont you just chill" because im ready to spend. He responded with a yelp and I thought of kelp; maybe I should buy a fish, so I  waddled to the store and opened the door to find that they were all sold out. Down on my luck I wanted to chundey but saw a fish down in the river and thought I could be crocidle dunde. I picked him up and said im talking you home you can be my lawn knome and we lived happily ever after.

Me....

My name is Logan Cain I was born in Calgary, Alberta Canada at the Foot Hills Hospital on September ,7th 1996. I have two pearents that have been married for 25 years and a little brother named Griffin hes thirteen years old and in grade eight at Calgary Academy. My mom is from Catanzaro Calabria Italy and my Dad is from Vancover Canada. My Mom has three sisters and one brother and my dad has 3 brothers and one sister. My favorite color is mint green my favorite sports teams are the Dallas Cowboys, Calgary Flames and the New York Knicks and my favorite type of car is a Ferrari 458 italia. My best friends go too school with me theyre names are Jackson Grant, Jonah Bird, Jared Durkavich, Michael Grey, Erik Dickson and Peter Permack and ive known them all for five years.